cronuts

The kiosk inside The Andersons on Talmadge spells it with a 'C' - Cronuts.  I guess the store should be warned.

They could change the spelling to Crownuts.

dl. Or how about this name:Expensive-Ass-Fad-Doughnut-That-Costs-More-But-You-Get-Less


Pansy-ass Cronut pastry. I mean really. You're telling me that a manufacturing town in farm country is going to tolerate shit like this? This might be fine in Columbus or Sissynnati but not in a Great Lakes port city like T-town that loves hockey and Harleys. I now deny eating one. It's embarrassing. 
!http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02575/cronut_2575295b.jpg!

We want something that lingers inside the body for months after consumption. Here in the Rust Belt, we eat these small boulders. But why aren't they available year-round? Is it a death-toll thing? We have enough frigging hospitals and medical centers around here to support a large-scale consumption of paczkis.  It's a _real_ pastry when an errant toss can cause a concussion. 
!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3a/Paczki.jpg/706px-Paczki.jpg!