Toledo can screw up lunch with politics My Jun 27, 2014 comment to this thread: http://toledotalk.com/cgi-bin/tt.pl/article/178934/26Jun2014/Food_Truck_Restrictions hr. I wonder if Toledo, Ohio is the only city that can make eating lunch downtown politically complex. br. Excerpts from a Jun 27, 2014 Ottawa Tavern Facebook "post":https://www.facebook.com/ot.toledo/posts/749578408418829 q. The mantra of all entrepreneurs must be "Competition will make me better!" Once you stop believing and following this one simple rule, you are bound for the heap of businesses that failed to get better through innovation, superior customer service, and quality products at a fair price. ... this type of legislation is a knee jerk reaction to something that needs no legislation. the market ALWAYS sorts itself out PERIOD! q.. br. The above post shared this humorous "post.":https://www.facebook.com/RABunch/posts/10101124211528182?fref=nf I doubt city government is aware enough to realize that the "youngsters" are making fun of them and their business buddies. Excerpts: q. BREAKING NEWS: City of Toledo moves to enact ban on Keeping it Real. -- In a city known for it's progressive stance on non-progression, *leading the way in falling behind,* and saying "yes" to "NO!," Toledo, Ohio has issued a warning to anyone in the city limits attempting to keep it real. Punishments may include fines, complacency, and/or relocation. "We can't just have everyone going around keeping it real all the time. How real is too real? Someone might get hurt. They might break a rule, and worse, they could create forward motion. We don't want that," a spokesperson for the Mayor's office said, wishing to remain anonymous. *"Toledo has built a reputation for declining population, loss of buildings, and an incredible sense of cultural stasis. We need to protect that,"* the spokesperson continued. In a city that has been in economic and cultural free fall for decades, Adam Sattler, a local Keep It Realer, says keeping it real is a tough pill for Toledo to swallow, mostly because it's not Ambian or Qualudes. "You haven't even been able to get Ludes here in decades," Sattler said. "They want us to stop keeping it so real, but to be honest, I'm not even sure what the other options are. I look around to the cities where nearly every person I have ever met or grew up with has moved to and everyone there is keeping it so real. I don't know, it looks fun. So I thought, 'Why not here?'" Sattler said. The controversial new legislation is largely being driven by the local business community who is leading a movement through an unconventional business style of trying to build something out of nothing and keeping it that way. One business owner, who also wished to remain anonymous had this to say: "if people start coming in, *if we start getting customers, we're just going to have to start ordering supplies and keeping books and hiring people. Who wants to deal with all that?!"* With a tug of war on both sides, it's hard to tell how real this Keep It Real battle might get. The matter will be brought to the floor in a Toledo City Council meeting on Tuesday, July 1 at 1pm. When asked for comment on the lesser known but growing Keep it Trill movement, the Mayoral rep became visibly ill and muttered "oh god" before passing out. q.. br. It doesn't take long for the new Toledo mayor to become the latest buffoon cartoon character. It's just lunch. If Toledo cannot handle eating lunch well, how can the city accomplish anything more difficult? #toledo - #business - #politics - #moronism