h1. humorous overused buzzwords

http://mashable.com/2014/07/22/stop-using-jargon/

* Hit the ground running
* Visionary
* Think outside the box
*  Innovate
* Influencers
* Pivot
* Paradigm shift
* Engagement
* Value add
* Pre-revenue
* Growth hacking
* Game changer

And add Thinkfluencer.

Of course, "onboard" as in "to onboard new customers."


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