tt post aug 25, 2017 - b

_"I was thinking it might be a good idea for folks in Ohio to start thinking of a new name for our state capitol."_

http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Capital_City

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Capital City, also spelled Capitol City, is the apparent center of the regional political universe in the show.
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Columbus, Ohio should be renamed Capital City, Ohio, and every  Ohio governor will be known as the "Capital City Goofball.":http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Capital_City_Goofball


br. _"He was an idiot that failed his way into accidental success - and universally at the time acknowledged as a complete fucking asshole."_

Wasn't that like over 500 years ago? Man, you hold a grudge. 

Wait a minute. I bet you're a De Soto fan. Is this about explorer envy?

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